I’d sell my soul for a fast metabolism

“I swear I was born in the wrong generation” We are alive at the same time as the Wendy’s 4 for 4, shut up you ungrateful bitch

This photo woulda got you sent home on america’s next top model. Extend that neck Avril!

i’ll read it tomorrow

me going to get water at 3 am while blackout drunk

not a cell phone in sight just living in the moment

Viruses coming to destroy my laptop when I use 123movies

someone make a gasoline scented candle

Hocus Pocus (1993)

why is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing

This would’ve been the last time y’all seen me in public.....

my collection of twitter likes was an intentional work of found poetry, a cry for help, a love letter, a self-indulgent display