I have peaked. My legacy is secured. 🙏

RuUnion with Katya and Detox youtu.be/aXb6APovQio?si… via YouTube

LOVING ALIEN EARTH SO MUCH !

In the most recent season 7 recap episode of the pod, the skateboarder I was referring to is Stefan Janoski. He is a total sweetheart—so nice and generous. ♥️

Breaking: Nice warm bowl of soup receives 18 minute standing ovation at Cannes

Did you forget to pay the rent you fucking bitch ?

When the hell am I going to need to say “it’s a shame that none of us know what normal coffee is” in another language? #duolingo

Elizabeth Debicki is seven feet tall

Rep. Nancy Mace YOU NEED TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR COMMENTS YOU DUMB BITCH

Rep. Nancy Mace from kill him to save him in 48 hours

I have read Tender is the Flesh. Loved it - so nasty. Now I am reading Lapvona

I just shoved 25 Labubus up my ass

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch

About to performatively eat a salad alone in my kitchen.

If you’re gonna come over to my house for dinner, bringing 0 cal soda to drink why don’t you just knock the utensils out of my hand and kick me right in the pussy?

The Onion is undefeated.

Alien: Earth is soooooo cunt

My dildo runs on dynamite

Someone said that the movie Night Swim should have been called “Dookie Water” and I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣

Ummmmmm…excuse me? I don’t remember getting cast in the movie Him. I feel so shocked and betrayed right now.