it's kind of inspiring to think that someone could look at a problem as simple as "how to jump over a bar" and come up with an entirely new and better solution

Worth remembering that 'extending' free childcare to under threes means fuck all if the places aren't there. It's like me offering to pay for your ticket, when I know the flight is already fully booked, then patting myself on the back for being generous.

has Sarah Vine ever seen a cat before or is she like one of those medieval artists whose interpretation of an animal was based on rumours

current waiting list for ‘benign’ gynae is 3 years. hysterectomy is 2-3 years. laparoscopy surgery is 4 years. 3 months for MRI results. 10 weeks for a smear test. 10 years for endo diagnosis. they are distracting you from their incompetency with this. don’t fall for it.