Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.

I don’t have it in me for four years of US senators posting every time Trump breaks the law. Get your peers together and fucking do something about it and let us know your progress.

John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024.

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

Yes, everything is stupid and meaningless. Life has taken on a melancholic ennui with strains of depressive paralyzation. We’re all here, dying by degrees, on twitter, one slow grey day after the next, that melts into infinity would you like to eat whipped cream off of me?

Elon Musk, whose net worth is over $500 billion, met with US Senators, whose average net worth is $2.3 million and who make $15,000 a month with fully paid health benefits, to discuss cutting social security benefits to people who get an average of $1700 per month. Let that sink

Denmark

Raymond has been a resident here for several years. He's a small, shy, awkward kind of guy and he has never disappeared before. He left all of his belongings and we are very worried. He's my friend. If anyone in the Dallas and surrounding areas sees or has seen him, please

I see your thoughts and prayers and raise you insincere condolences and useless platitudes.

I love Cyndi Lauper She's 71 and her mood is my mood

hey elon & gop, i just helped you out! i found some waste! kristi noem spent $200 million taxpayer dollars on an anti-immigrant ad. you might wanna look into that. assholes.

I have trouble remembering if I took my medications, so I devised a system where I turn the bottles upside down (or right side up) after each dose to indicate that it's been taken. It absolutely does not work.

This is the first time he's slept next to his wife in years.

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.