President Donald J. Trump and trains

are you biting other girls yes or no

posting a 3 month anniversary saying "we've been through hell and back💛" is insane like did you even consider maybe they're not the one 😭😭

L+ratio+i matched with your ex on tinder

he's so hot im gonna steal his catalytic converter

a little work crush is absolutely necessary to keep you motivated for your shift

your most controversial opinion is birds aren't real? that's so unique and hilarious dude

i love the tiktok videos of hydraulic presses smashing different items

idgaf who the try guys are maybe try getting some bitches instead

aet major just asked me if i knew what a sound wave is.

that new sam smith and kim petras song is probably one of the worst things i've ever listened to in my entire life

tootsie rolls taste to me like what i imagine eating a stink bug would taste like

my dream career is working in that falafel truck in east nash that blasts trap music on the speaker

call me scatman crothers the way that dick got me hallorann

king rizzerd and the rizzard rizzard

who up on the NORAD santa tracker

selling one ticket to 100 Gecs at The Caverns Friday Sep. 15th $85 face value :)))))