Love to watch awards ceremonies by crying at literally every acceptance speech 🥲

Shoutout to my Enmore TAFE polling place team today, I have never in my history of elections finished counting and packing up before 12am, but we were out of there by 9pm tonight! Total dream team, total dream election day, and the results are (redacted due to impartiality) ❤️🎉

What the hell am I meant to do now this season of #survivorau is over. My favourite season yet.

are you even an agent if you haven’t stood in the bathroom of a venue studying the press pics of a new band on your roster trying to frantically remember their faces for when you awkwardly walk backstage and introduce yourself???

Loved seeing all my favourite characters of my favourite reality tv show at the F1 today 😍 Not sure if you all knew, but those cars go REALLY fast zoom zoom 🏎️

Absolutely love coming to music industry events and having to pay for a soft drink because the only drinks on the tab are the copious amounts of alcohol being pushed in my face. Because it’s not like we have a drug & alcohol problem in this industry, right?

Last night I put up a post in my apartment complex’s Facebook group literally asking a neighbour for a cup of sugar and then had this whole jar delivered within 5mins 😭 Love where I live so much!

Imma need daylight saving to be back because I am firmly tucked into bed with a hot choccy and it is only 7.56pm

I love The 1975’s music so much but omfg Matty Healey smoking a cigarette on stage while he’s singing is the fucking cringiest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve got the ick x 10000000000

And in doing so we finally answered the question “how long would you wait to check if I died alone in my apartment?”

I would burn down entire cities if that was what it took to get a baby to smile at me. Hook that shit into my veins.

Update: currently watching the documentary on the making of the movie, in preparation for #FASTX in cinemas next week. It’s ALL about the family.

God I’m so glad Succession is over so I can stop forcing myself to watch it just to feel relevant

I know I’m really sick because I haven’t wanted to drink a Diet Coke in 4 days ☹️

Why must men insist on standing ON me at gigs, this is the second male heavy gig in a row where they act like I’m actually invisible. I’m fuming 😡

Well, no surprises that I loved #Barbie. If you want complex storylines & to dive headfirst into a deep discourse on capitalism etc, you probably won’t love it. But if you want some FUN, a laugh, some warm & fuzzies, and to see great acting… it’s a hell yeah from me 💕

Men at the gym will do one set on a machine and then sit on their phones for 5 full minutes. Truly nowhere else to be.

I honestly don’t know what I’ll do on the day the city loses Danny Lim. If I’m ever in a bad mood my day is instantly turned around when I see him. A beacon of joy ❤️

Only I could sweat outdoors in Iceland. You’ll never be me.