I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.

highly self aware just delusional for the plot

I’m no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one

stop seeing the good in ppl & start seeing what they’ve shown you.

Sierra Ferrell is overrat- shut the fuck up

If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe

unfortunately life does gets better when you stfu and lock in>>>

My love language is putting someone on to all the music I listen to

Literally woke up this morning with such an I don’t give a fuck attitude… here’s to hoping it pays off 🤞🏻

Did this last night and made some big moves today

Sometimes you just have to say “I’m not putting up with this shit anymore” and just walk tf away

somewhere between the greatest crashout of my life or entering my peaceful era

No darlin’ this is a mental health beer

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

fuck it we ball

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

I’m walking with Jesus, I’m just tripping constantly

Today was our first brisk day of fall and man oh man am I excited for wild rag and felt season 🥰

It’s called a drunk cigarette

The only things that get me through it are sex, drugs, and country music