Just realized Trump will have a Presidential Library and immediately lost the will to live.

Festivus Breakfastivus: a celebration of fat and flour aka biscuits and donuts with bran #SendDesi 🦓 @timmymeetsworld

12 must-see acts at this year's SketchFest. ow.ly/eSbY307uu4n

Yes. Please. x.com/cbnash/status/…

Wishing you courage and joy in 2017. I love you. Let's do this. #NewYearsEve #ByeBye2016

Go, go, get it, get it x.com/missyelliott/s…

RT if you're worried about Russia.

Concur. x.com/obviate/status…

#Sketchfest2017 is about to get weird at #SKETCHUBATER 🚨 w/ hosts Katie Nixon & Mollie Rehner 🎉🎉 Have fun, you filthy animals. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Trump is unprepared to be president. This is not normal. Thinking you can run the country & run a business at the same time? Preposterous.

Yes. x.com/trash_pandas/s…

The proof is in the pudding, the files are in the computer, and groove is in the heart.

GOOD MORNING, TIME TO OPERA CRY! Jonas Kaufmann - Turandot, Atto III: "Nessun Dorma" youtu.be/xN-JCdM4or0 via YouTube

I am Planet Fitness apparently... #TGIF x.com/obviate/status…

Is there a fact checker for the lies your low self-esteem tells you? Cause it's feeling like a Trump press conference in my head right now.

Coworker: I have a bad Rod Stewart song stuck in my head. Me: Wait, there's a good Rod Stewart song? *zing*

Emotional Labor is a huge drain and usually falls to women. Everyone read this! x.com/desilove/statu…

playing with Baby Wants Candy tonight at 9pm in the Beat Lounge The Second City Training Center woooohooo!

My better half Mollie Rehner was up bright and early in Grand Rapids! See us tomorrow night at LaughFest! x.com/mollierehner/s…