Still pissing at my grandad whatsapping me last night at 8:30pm like “just saying happy new year now before the line gets busy” the line 😭 what’s app 😭 he is stuck in 1947 🤣😭❤️

How has Stephen Bear been arrested for revenge porn, fucked off quarantine after getting back from Dubai and gone to pick up a 17 year old girl he’s been seeing for a year?? The man is 31. I feel sick, the absolute cretin🥴

‘Wild at Heart’ used to be the best part of a Sunday night with Du Plessis causing havoc

an influencer who is an essential worker versus influencers who are not essential and neither are their trips to Dubai

An influencer, A key worker? Fuck off. Fuck offfffffffff. I wear 2 masks, a apron, gloves, sanitise 100 times a day and risk my life everyday to go and see 7-10 patients just so they are washed, dressed and fed. You get £20,000 for an insta post, I don’t make that a year🙄🙄🙄

Bloody hell I’ve just been offered a permanent Journalist contract at the BBC!! I didn’t really know how to celebrate (because covid) so I’ve bought myself a Colin the Caterpillar cake and I’m eating the whole thing in the bath.

I want a flat belly but im hungry man wtf

thinking about when I was BANNED from watching Tracy Beaker when I was about 10/11 years old because I was getting an “attitude” and telling me mum to bog off 😭😭😭💀💀😭😭

Feel the most luckiest girl, I’ve never even had 1 rose never mind 20 fucking 4😫😭🥰

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

Anyone looking for work interested in getting into the Recruitment Industry Birmingham based drop me message #hiring #recruiting

One more win.. 😂😂