I Need To Shoot My Phone

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not for neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

I understand this but the thing is that I think this is the point of poetry. I desperately want to hear about your little life. All we have is our little lives and one of the best things to get us through them is connecting with others through the shared experience of being alive

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

panic at the disco 2008 snl, that's the tweet

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

anthropomorphize my peachfish like one of your french girls

me once a month vs me every day

you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils

hey if you ever need me i’m only 7 unread texts & a missed call away

Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

I cannot believe y’all let this man back on stage. This is absolute nonsense and all of us should be fucking outraged.

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it’s hole filling season