Waiting on Booking.com to acknowledge that their reservation/modification system was directly responsible for our getting charged a no-show fee in an emergency situation, despite doing everything in our power and talking directly with the property. Make it right, please.

I think I may have just seen the greatest thing I've ever seen. twitpic.com/ami47f

Okay, Jen. Here Goes: "Stop Being Mean To Women On The Internet" - My fellow comedian Jen Kirkman is boycotti… tmblr.co/Z-0OKyYNXElm

Q1: Gov't may be more proactive/effective at recruiting and retaining diverse lawyers too - would be curious to ask how. #diversitychat

"You're gonna need a bigger boat. (^^^) " #screenplayemoticons

Why can't car batteries live forever? #RIPBattery

If I can't fall asleep because the Zelda Phantom Hourglass theme is stuck in my head, that's acceptable grounds for divorce, right?

"Ms Dilks, is it appropriate for me to say my dream is to be a stripper?" - DAY ONE

100%, y'all! I scored 528 points in the Slate news quiz! Can you beat me? slate.com/articles/news_…

Just made a list of my favorite/the best movies we've watched so far this year - 28 movies long. Jeff may be a bad influence on me.

That moment when you realize what you thought was a multi-grain roll is actually olive... :(

.@JeffXHayes If anybody needs an image: thumb7.shutterstock.com/display_pic_wi…

Man, David Rees on Mystery Show this week? This podcast can see into my (nerdy, nerdy) dreams.

.Jeff The key to a strong marriage is consensus on movie ratings. #advice

How did I not follow National Zoo until 2 weeks ago? #incompletelife x.com/NationalZoo/st…