fully expected the Knicks to get blown out tonight and in a sick way I think I wish they had? oof. onward!!!

“Name the best piece of theater you’ve seen this year”

“Hader and Davidson howling and clinging to each other like Rescuers mice while Luenell snuggles up on Letterman during an educational talk on earthquakes, why”

Draymond's comments aside (who cares) the jump scare here...

Sam Rosen call. Maloney is a lunatic..

the Rangers just keep… serenely taking care of business?! I’m rattled!

🥖🥳

Don't call me drafter...not fit to...

The Bandsplain Pearl Jam Draft is up today

with my gentle contenders 🍂Brian Fallon🍂 Jill Hopkins and Steven Hyden

We bust down the pretext: open.spotify.com/episode/67kOiX…

gotta hand it to Tay’n’Flo - “Florida!!!” really does sound like Florida

That moment when the Abernethy Bike Bus joins with the Clinton Bike Bus at Ladd Circle is something everyone should witness at least once in their lifetime. One of the Seven Wonders if the Modern World 🤣🚲🚌🚌❤️. Bike Bus World Sam Balto

NOT cool to make Clyde glum 😑

We're starting a 2x/month advice column @slate focused on addiction/recovery/hating yourself less, written by A.J. Daulerio (now of thesmallbow). I am thrilled about this because I hate shame and I love support and A.J.'s writing. Send him questions here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Trocheck saying Jonathan Quick was the most vocal between OT periods encouraging the team to stick with it may have finally melted my icy 2014 Stanley Cup Final heart

Igor!

The 100% affordable housing project in Half Moon Bay, intended to accommodate 40 farmworkers currently residing in shipping containers without running water, is being stalled by millionaire homeowners due to concerns about the building's height and lack of parking. Just evil.

reminiscing

Customer: MY NICKNAME
DMV: CUM ZONE? CUSTOMER'S NAME IS CHRISTINE MALZONE

Verdict: DENIED

here’s a GoFundMe for the WONDERFUL assistant principal at my kids school and his wife as they pursue adoption: gofund.me/e75370a1

doppkitcore

As the dust settles on the Kendrick and Drake beef, we couldn’t help but ask: What’s the best diss record in rap history?

We did our best to figure it out. Here’s The Ringer’s massive ranking of the best diss songs ever recorded:

theringer.com/rap/2024/5/7/2…

thibs on this tweet: “i don’t know what’s in the water down there.”