When I saw "Caufield" was trending I got excited because I was expecting a bunch of "Catcher in the Rye" quotes. I guess I'll do it myself! "I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice."

Doug Mastriano is a dangerous extremist. Spread the word.

BREAKING: MAGA candidate Dr. Oz is hit with a horrific scandal as it's revealed that his Columbia "research" killed at least 329 dogs — including a litter of puppies that were killed by injection and shoved in a garbage bag with alive puppies. RT TO DESTROY HIS CAMPAIGN!

Nothing says ‘I’m a regular Pennsylvanian’ like sipping a glass of red wine at a tailgate

Gen Z is trending and I'd just like to say, they're a great bunch of kids who are going to have to save the world for the rest of us! Vote Blue Gen Z!

Where are we all going now that Elon is going to ruin Twitter?

I want to write a horror novel for #NaNoWriMo Can it be about the horror of wanting to write something?

That's it! If Stephen King leaves Twitter, I'm out!

I can't wait to vote for John Fetterman! Go back to New Jersey, Dr. Mehmet Oz I hope this is the last time I have to say it.

Pennsylvania saves democracy!! We flipped a Senate seat blue and kept an election denier out of the Governor's mansion!! #GoPA

So proud of my daughter and her Gen Z peers voting FOR democracy! Thanks for all the votes, Zoomers. It's your world now!

It's Lake-Effect Snow season! Buckle up Great Lakes!

Every year since 2016, over 3,500 children or teens have been killed by guns in America. You know what has not killed a single child or teen in any year in history? Drag performances.

Why is my twitter feed suddenly full of alt-righters... oh, right. Their dumb mascot is back. Can you hear the death rattle?

Dear Writer~ Please keep trolling Elongated Muskrat online! Some of the best stuff you've written! Stephen King

Oh my! Twitter is especially toxic this morning. Merry Christmas Everyone!

Planning my trip to California, what secret travel item do I need for my flight? I haven't flown since 2000!!

In Pittsburgh! See you in the morning San Francisco!

Twitter is more of a cesspool everyday. And yet... I'm still here looking for the good.

Anybody have experience with Kindle Direct Publishing? #writerslife #amwriting #EpilepsyAwareness #selfpublishing