spotify the only tech company to figure out how to successfully rebrand "we've been tracking you" to "isn't this FUN"

If this fast start doesn’t keep me awake, Iowa’s yellow court will. #iubb

Will not rest til I consume every single #iubb tweet on the internet tonight. Man that was fun.

"...our economy evolved to rely on more women working in paid jobs, but our support systems did not evolve with it." THIS THIS THIS.

Baby proofing the toilet seemed super ridiculous until it super didn’t.

Marrying a guy from outside of Southern Indiana hasn’t been an issue until he started accidentally teaching our kid all the wrong farm animal noises.

Channeling all my IUBB heartbreak into the women’s tournament. Let’s roll. justwomenssports.com/indiana-womens…

I’m emotionally stable enough to turn on March Madness again but not quite ready to check my bracket.

Nothing has been better (worse?) for Andrew McCarthy’s ego than getting a Little Tikes basketball hoop.

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

Working from home without childcare for your toddler is like being a hostage negotiator for a hostage that can't negotiate but is also somehow better at it than you.

Pregnant with kid #1: decorates a perfectly Pinterested nursery 6 months in advance Pregnant with kid #2: I guess I’ll clean out my sock drawer and they can use that in 6 weeks

Supreme Court votes 6-3 to deploy the dev branch directly to prod

had a great day getting lunch with friends and now i’m settling in for a lovely evening of over analyzing how i talked too much but also not enough

Toddlers in Europe observation #1: Good luck explaining that a bidet is not a toddler sized sink.

Former Indiana manager Brendon Yu has been promoted to director of scouting for the Cleveland Cavaliers. #iubb 247sports.com/college/indian…

Reflecting on a collective lifetime of Indiana basketball memories made with my grandma, aunts, uncles, and extended family - so many made possible by Bob Knight.

HOOSIERS WIN OVER THE NO. 4 IOWA HAWKEYES🔥 #iuwbb