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Kathleen Crimi

@kathacrimi

master of transitions

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calendar_today17-12-2011 06:26:12

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I’m starting a YouTube channel that will just contain videos of me transporting myself from job to job on the verge of a mental breakdown but not quite losing it because a 17 year old rich, white YouTuber told me to just drink water and stay positive and life will work itself out

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My father wants me to marry rich and my sister wants me to be an instagram influencer but I went to college so I’ve decided to meet them halfway and join a pyramid scheme.

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Life update! Last night I ate chocolate frosting and Cheetos for dinner then cried in the shower for 20 minutes and today I haven’t done that yet but there’s still time anything’s possible

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I’m gonna start a YouTube channel that’s just videos of me roasting Bumble profiles of men in the area while I drink wine by myself unable to commit to a relationship due to my crippling fear of rejection and general hatred of straight men my parents are gonna LOVE this

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The problem I’m running into right now is I want to livestream the 30 hour road trip I’ll be taking with my father next month but I also will need my phone to play Aaron’s Party on repeat what do I do

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NEWYEARNEW ME I got kicked out of my twitter account a few months ago but Jim at ATT helped me so much I love you Jim thank you this ones for you buddy

NEWYEARNEW ME I got kicked out of my twitter account a few months ago but Jim at ATT helped me so much I love you Jim thank you this ones for you buddy
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I prepared this list for my doctors appointment last week but when I met my doctor he seemed really nice and I didn’t want him to worry about me so I didn’t say anything so if anyone can help me out with these conditions I’d appreciate it

I prepared this list for my doctors appointment last week but when I met my doctor he seemed really nice and I didn’t want him to worry about me so I didn’t say anything so if anyone can help me out with these conditions I’d appreciate it
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I didn’t think this needed to be said but if you’ve seen me naked please don’t add me on LinkedIn I don’t need that kind of endorsement

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Year after year I stay up till midnight to ring in the new year like being awake isn’t the worst part of my day. Not this year, goodnight everyone

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“Is there something you can pinpoint about this guy you don’t like or is the only red flag that he likes you?” “That is the only red flag” Therapy is working

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Starting a YouTube series called “is this common or should I address it in therapy” then just go about my day to day life