Mosquitoes can just fuck off, I am dealing with enough right now.

My flow chart better get 420 likes or I'm ordering speed humps to go outside all the Royal Farms in Baltimore City.

Whitney Houston songs do not pass the Bechdel test.

This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems

I remember seeing movies as a child. Afterwards, I would quote them for weeks. This horror movie is unintelligible.

Ok, so Chris Wallace prounced "Oregon" correctly, so he knows "facts."

How old is old enough to just go for it and be a bitch? Asking for myself. #emotionallabor

Hey SisQó I just fell asleep singing The Thong Song to my son as a lullaby

I just spent 17 minutes listening to Kenny Loggins, when I prefer Kenny Rodgers! #dangerzone #thegambler

Overnight precipitation has created slippery conditions on roads and sidewalks. If the road looks wet, assume it’s ice! Please take it slow if heading out this morning, especially along the JFX!

In the UK right now a train is delayed as a cat is sitting on the roof and refusing to come down.

I like Argenti films, but the music of Goblin is pretty unbearable. I just watched Phenomena tonight. Too much Goblin.

Feeling like I am supporting the army feels a little gross most of the time, but it also gives me access to help more. This week, my coworkers are volunteering with the unaccompanied minor evacuees, and I will be able to send baby clothes straight to the kids who need them.

Went to the hospital today. The doctor informed me that piercing titty pain is just a side effect of pregnancy. I wish I could have googled that.

Apparently the Oslo airport is the hot spot for airline attendant photo shoots! Also the pizza is $10 a slice.