My favorite part about the holidays is lying to the people I love the most about what I got for them.

If mr.clean had a side job as a porn star, would it still be dirty?

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Retweet if you have conversations with cats/dogs.

Guys.... I want my cat.

Only tyler oakley ☁️ would be dorky enough to send MATCHING SOCKS along with his new book.💛📚💛TylerOakleyBook.com

I've made some poor impulse buys in the last 72 hrs...Felicia Day🇺🇸 's new book was not one of them. That was a 'need'. So were the stickers.

FELICIA DAY WROTE A BOOK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT :FELICIA DAY.WROTE.A.BOOK!!! (Note: I might combust at any minute )Felicia Day🇺🇸

It's not a 'grey area'; it's pretty simple. If it's not the exact word 'yes', it's not consent. whenweall.org/petitions/yes-…

Unicorn of Love people who believe they are beautiful are

Never give up on someone with a mental illness, especially loved ones. When 'I' is replaced by 'We', illness becomes wellness.

❤️ #LGBTQIA +

NEVER AGAIN.

And I'm done keeping my mouth shut , just in case I offend someone. I'll use my voice to advocate for those forced to remain quiet. #NARAL

This isn't even about politics. It's about basic rights . It's her choice. HERS. Stop shutting down safe havens and means of treatment.

I agree. I used to get annoyed by girls who said things like ' my boyfriend doesn't like it when I wear makeup'. So?! It's not for him.

I like that the song 'Love Myself' is getting so much airtime. However, I do wonder if others realize it's a song about self stimulation..😂

When did I shut myself from receiving affection? When did that start scaring me?

Maybe next seasons AHS can be at a Monastery ? Thoughts? Paige 🦜 #AmericanHorrorStory