is it just me who has never fantasized about her own wedding/wedding dress as a child or are there other girls too?

All change: the new edition of Private Eye is on sale now!

If you want to stand in solidarity this weekend with the rail workers please see the locations and times below ASLEF RMT

Me paying British Gas in October when they try asking me to pay another £500 extra per month x.com/TF_Video/statu…

This is a lie. Our members are not taking any unofficial action, and we are not stopping anyone working. This rubbish puts our members at risk of abuse and assault.

HR at Amazon have removed pay from hundreds of workers at Tilbury Essex as well as scouring Social media to see who is uploading videos. Instead of disciplinary procedures because of reputation .Amazon.co.uk should sort their reputation with staff. Pay a decent increase not 35p

Night shift of Amazon Coventry BHX4. walk out over 50p pay rise BBC News (UK) Sky News CoventryLive GMB Union The Guardian @EveningStandard BBC Midlands WIRED UK Reuters UK #amazon #walkout #pay #coventry #JeffBezos

Part 2, amazon employees. walk out over pay rise. BBC News (UK) Sky News CoventryLive GMB Union The Guardian nope s BBC Midlands WIRED UK Reuters UK #amazon #walkout #pay #JeffBezos

Sous chef John Lansdown, sacked from the Pride of Canterbury, said: "Grant Shapps should resign. He’s been spineless." mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

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(Thread) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! No more raw sewage in our seas! I have to share this with you all as I feel MORTIFIED and sick 🤢😡 Yesterday we visited Huttoft beach, a place we've visited for yrs. As normal, the kids ran into the sea for a paddle and what unfolded was horrific.

The world isn't ending. At least the 30 minute evening news closes on a puppy being saved from a drain-pipe. Upbeat. Twitter is endless shit-stirring. Promoted by twitter. Start smoking cigarettes. It forces you to go outside and meet other people who don't give a shit either.

‘They said “there’s too much caffeine in your bloodstream, and a lack of real spice in your life” I said “leave me alone because I’m alright, dad”’ youtu.be/D1RDbp6sa3A

Friday's front page - 'HOW CAN THIS BE RIGHT?' mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

Your version is still a tune though, Arctic Monkeys 🕶️ (Credit: insta - another_indie_girl)

On Sky News Reform Party Ltd enthusiast Jason from Swindon (54) blames immigrants for him being unemployed. Conveniently omits the inconvenient facts that he is a convicted sex offender who repeatedly sexually abused a 7-year old girl, targeted a boy (10) and was jailed twice. 🤔