I am absolutely here for this behaviour

This Mother’s Day I’m thinking of all the people for whom it’s a difficult time, specifically British people using the internet who keep panicking that they’ve missed something.

It is astonishing that Jay has had to post this: Hari is an charlatan and I do not understand why he self-sabotages with such blatant lies. I suppose I understand why his publisher doesn't care - they sell loads of books. But Hari is a busted flush. He's a liar and a plagiariser.

I love you very much, Daphne, but five kilos of hot grumpy floof draped along my lap is making both of us too warm

oh do get over yourselves, you silly prudes

It takes some real brain rot to think the far right support Jews

Ugh, this proposal is grimly illiberal. I think JSO are a pompous pain in the arse and I dislike the huge, intimidating pro-Palestinian marches, but the right to protest is absolutely fundamental to a democratic society. Police them accordingly and appropriately, and crack on.

Please I am begging you, picture editors, stop using bald naked fembots to illustrate stories about AI 🙄🙄

Happy anniversary to my wonderful dad Simon and stepmother Anita, married for 45 years today🎊🍾 ❤️ Already starting to plan their golden anniversary