Rebs Take Game 1 at The Dude

When people betray you, they’re revealing themselves. Their immaturity, their wounding, their lack of integrity. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. Just means it isn’t personal.

Having an affair, betraying someone, or living in a constant state of hiding something can only be done by someone in a deeply conflicted relationship with themselves. The chronic stress on your body from getting your story straight, and making sure you don’t get caught is self

I have been in Denver for 19 days and I am just realizing I don’t think I’ve seen a single squirrel…I walk Rory 3x a day in the neighborhood for his ACL rehab so I would think I would have noticed one by now

Huh you don’t say!! And I wonder why some people use it as a crutch to avoid their problems

I have lived in Oklahoma for 13 tornado seasons now and still cannot tell you the difference between a tornado warning and a tornado watch

Happy Father’s Day to Paul, the man who woke me up from a nap on Friday to ask me if I knew how to defend myself if someone tried to stab me and then proceeded to show me when my answer was “yeah not really” ❤️

Zach Bryan. His hometown show. That’s it that’s my tweet because I’m at a loss for words.

No no no no no. How many times do I have to say this?? It IS possible to lose your bye week. We just won’t know until next week if we did or not.

If you voted No for the new arena you should only be allowed to go to OCU basketball games and concerts at The Criterion.

Turns out this year, the savior of Christmas isn’t baby Jesus, it’s my Amazon prime account that my entire family has called or texted today to ask for the log info to order gifts because they all procrastinated shopping

SCUM. BAG. QB.

Michael Cera-Ve

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week Jason Kelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

Someone get this man a paternity test from Ed Orgeron STAT

two generational events - first man on the moon and first man to treat taylor swift right

listening to this album when i’m in the most healthiest relationship ever #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real