Hey it’s official. I am perimenopausal 😎

Watch out twitter (cantcallyouxyet) I am feeling mischievous 😈

Got me some cuteness!!! Key chain chopper - going out with knife orders from ioshen.co.uk while stocks last

Autumn squash off the allotment,, roasted with risotto, cheese encrusted….flavours thanks to Mr Wolf Spices and bechamel over the top. The photo does not do the flavours justice.

Not sure what I love most! People sending me pics of their knives or their key chain choppers!!! Free with every knife purchase whilst stocks last!

We found this postcard recently and would really love to know who the team are. So reaching out to see if any of you recognise the people. It’s signed on the back as second photo. Would be early 1980s we think. #ancestry #footballteam #wouldlovetoknow

If you haven’t got one yet, you seriously need an Horizon hoodie. Proper warm.

Gotta say Tinder Girl don’t bother with the sites, just get a job in retail!! My colleague has a dinner date tomorrow and we don’t know who yet!!!

I don’t feel strong enough to do my current life

Question for Asda why are you putting extra plastic into your tomato packages?

Thank you justin sharp for a fabulous lunch yesterday. Amazing meal, so much flavour. As I was out to impress the prospective in-laws you did me proud Justin!!! They will be back to try everything on the menu.

What time is dindins lads?

Hey all. So some of you may know this already, but chucking it out to all …..I’m engaged!! It’s official, he put a ring on it!!!

I know this is a long shot, my car identical to this one was stolen from outside the house last night in Hertfordshire. Inside were all my knives, equipment, passport, recipes, lots of work stuff. The registration is EF63 UPL PLEASE SHARE

Anyone know what this is? It’s the size of a 2p coin.