early night for me

I want breakfast for dinner tonight.

The vape that was just rudely blown in my face was probably "Smokey old lady who owns an ugly cat" juice

If little was Gretzky he would have 4 so far tonight

I want a puppy

People who sleep late have more mental stamina and can outperform early risers.

My phone is a block of ice

I smell sex and candy

Alphonse looks pretty stylish in his new clothing

Imma chain vape till I puke

I got told today over dinner that I have "commitment issues" but I told them I prefer the term "serial casual dater"

Also, taking a hip hop class and then probably a tap class tomorrow so I found something to be spending all my money on again.

hungry.

Rush Limbaugh raked in $80M for himself in 2015 alone. Hannity was paid $30M. Glenn Beck is personally worth over $100M. #HateProfiteers