If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

‘Also, the president doesn’t have a moustache.’ x.com/briantashman/s…

Thank you DeMar DeRozan

It’s that time! Every single person who RT’s this tweet, I’ll DM you the uncensored picture. Vagina included 😍

TWEET CALL I’m in a dark mood. Give me ONE funny tweet about death or funerals. One of mine:

So fresh and so clean

Denver! You did it! I love the fuck out of you people! See you freaks at the @bellcotheatre August 23!! instagram.com/p/BxOh0Vgljeg/…

FIRST RING FREESTYLE 🦖

The Warriors really took out a full-page ad in the Toronto Sun congratulating the Raptors

Uncle Dennis (Kawhi Leonard's uncle and agent) just said five more years !!!! he is the one in the back in white #WeTheNorrh #nba #raptors #5moreyears #timandsid #fivemoreyears #WeTheWorld

#5moreyears #TimandSid #WeTheNorh images.app.goo.gl/cvPCbE3FbJ3Dht…

KD to BK? Kyrie to BK? Nope Nah Hell NizzzO! #KD #Kyrie #Knicks #Dolan

Not to brag, but I can still fit into my birthday suit..

Jyothee 🖌⛩ justin Gianluca Mezzofiore You may not see them right where you're at, but there are millions with you. We believe in you, Justin. You ARE the future. #NationalWalkoutDay #GunReform #NeverAgain #BeTheChange

I don't want to start any controversy but the STARTERS better stop their seeming lack of urgency in the beginning of games because they know the BENCH(who can start on many teams) will roll the other team,NOT FAIR TO THE BENCH EVERY NIGHT!! just saying #WeTheNorrh #Raptors #nba

Tough break for the Blazers who's center Jusuf Nurkic is out for the remainder of the season as LeBron James just snatched his soul.

My friend says has never had a sip of liquor b/c his entire family is made up of alcoholics. Ironically, this is exactly the same reason i drink every day.