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biden has wanted to be president his entire life. he ran in 1988 and had to drop out bc he plagiarized speeches and lied about his education. then he ran again. and again. now he has the seat and he’s Genocide Joe. a true american journey

things in movies that were so powerful they became real in real life: a hockey team called the mighty ducks, the catalina wine mixer, that “shout” band from animal house. what else?

Since y'all are going there anyway, Boeing's lead criminal attorney *does* happen to be the former deputy AG who was the highest official to explicitly sign off on Epstein's insane 2008 plea deal prospect.org/justice/2024-0…

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jury duty is a drag but it’s a good excuse to have two lunch beers at grand central market

we have all been fed a false narrative that talking about the weather is somehow boring. talking about the weather rules

cars kill 20,000 people a year and no one really cares, i think the airline industry saw that and was like “we could prob start cutting a few corners”

Very fun story by karl hess up Thrillist today. Check it out if you’re into: trail restoration, camping, single track shredding, handmade tortillas, chainsaws, and pie in Angeles National Forest.

Thanks to karl hess Thrillist LA Thrillist for joining Lowelifes for a weekend of camping, volunteer trail work, tacos and fun in the Angeles National Forest! thrillist.com/lifestyle/los-…

guisados is doing breakfast burritos now. we truly live in an age of wonders

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a string arrangement that isn't lush? no fucking thanks

AUSTIN, TX me and karl hess are rolling in next weekend @ The VELVEETA ROOM air.tl/xWE86iMa

Listen, if you want to have the Wednesday of your dreams, come to Buzzkill at Buzz Mill tonight at 9pm for a hilarious free comedy show starring Marijuano Garcia, Fiona Cauley, karl hess, 🍕Post Woke Wizard Wave Xennial🍕, Chris Oliver, & more! I promise you’ll crack up or your money back😘🐝

people aren’t sad that the sunset arby’s is closing bc they ate there all the time, they didn’t, but bc that illuminated giant hat served as a garish dreamcatcher of sorts, a totemic monolith that bespoke abundance and continuity amid a roaring void that has claimed so much

dude i watched 9/11 happen live on a television someone wheeled into my science class strapped to a cart