Na nimewaambia tu msikanyage chini mimi ndio kadere

there is nothing i appreciate more than a person with a sense of urgency.

Najua hawatakuambia but acha mi niseme ... this is obstruction of pedestrian walkway/sidewalk and also a danger to yourself and other motorists for blocking view in a blindspot.

Hizi skills zangu za kupika sijui nitapeleka wapi nikioa

Starting a serious relationship after you have already built yourself is also a mistake.

Lizard kwa bedsitter???

*Taps sign*

˗ˏˋ CrimeInSA ˊˎ˗ 𝕹𝖐𝖚𝖑'𝖑𝖊𝖐𝖔💀 The distance from the road to where his body landed 😭😭 this thing is a death trap

"huyu analala ama amejiua?"

Parents will see you making sense and call it disrespect.

Every real guy had a CODM era

over here they be hiring anybody; this intern tried to heat up his food in the microwave with aluminum foil on it and i told him he can’t do that,MF's talking about “im new here” Ngga you can’t do that anywhere!!!

Obedient sons are a curse, but obedient daughters are a blessing.

PhD look good on y’all but Maslow’s hierarchy has me for now. We shall be there regardless. 🤨

I know it sounds story ya jaba 😭😂😂 so I recreated the sampling process here so you can catch it 🤝

Premium music inacheza back to back hadi unaeza dhani hii bedsitter yangu ni studios za Trace Mziki

When I was little, my father was electrocuted. He was screaming & I rushed to him. Instead of turning off the switch, I went & hugged him. We both started screaming. My junior brother ran & turned off the switch. After drinking 5 bottles of malt & milk, my father picked belt and

When you're studying chapter 2 and you feel chapter 1 leaving your brain already

African

Kikuyu radios are very noisy