saw moots tweet on coworkers tl… i don’t like working this is scary

me when i rediscover the songs i used to listen to when i was 13

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

other roommate is looking after friends cat so now the smell of cat piss in the apartment is doubled cause neither her nor the dumb bitch who adopted a cat know how to take care of them

i get nervous whenever the higher ups compliment me at work because i feel like they’re taking a jab at me and how bad im actually doing

Let a girl with big brown eyes and a drinking problem change your life

i don’t like being sober because then i’ll start thinking about how i have no one to call and talk to after work who will listen to me talk about my day and then i get upset

I love Jerma so much

i wait for you like a dog

i cry when i watch porn

i’m kinda a sweet girl if you really think about it

do you guys think he thinks of me every now and then

just had a romantic dream about me bumming a cig off a guy

it’s freaking 5x5 friday

how am i supposed to schedule my doctors appointment if im at work while they open and close and they also take the same hour for lunch that i do

went to taco bell for lunch to get a little bean burrito, i was gone no longer than 10 minutes and someone stole my parking spot. like how does that happen

got called the goat at work today

even my parents want to hang up on me now, bruh

happy footjob friday… i guess

waiting for my parents to fall asleep so i can go to the gas station to get a beer and cry in my childhood bedroom