I bet if you use a ouija board you could probably get Charlie Kirk’s ghost to say something racist about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl

feeling inspired

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet

Then hanging up when she starts her bullshit

even in hell he won’t shut up omg

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

Once you book a trip it be hard to focus on life😭🤣

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

Believe it or not, I actually want my taxes to fund SNAP and Medicaid, not golf trips and tanks.

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

apple car play be snitching so bad bruh i almost flipped my car over tryna get this name off my dashboard

i love that retail therapy works on me. i am so much happier and at peace when i’m buying things for myself

If an immigrant can move here, speak no English, have no connections, no family.. and still is able to “steal your job” then maybe you’re an unqualified silly little idiot

me to me when i sneeze

how tf christmas in 12 days we just ate thanksgiving food yesterday

another christmas with my parents alive, what else could i ask for

maturing is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return

A “fake American citizen?” Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.

why does nobody want to do jury duty. i want to do jury duty