For some odd reason I want comfort food today. Probably for the next four years, too.

Let's settle this, once and for all: cats or dogs?

It's not what you say. It's not how you say it. It's how the other person hears it.

Everybody wants to eat dessert. Nobody wants to eat the creamed corn first.

For those who celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you have a day of good companionship, good food, and kittens. And I hope your team wins the game.

At a friend's Thanksgiving dinner I met two of the sweetest dogs. One was tiny, one was large, both had very short hair. They each came up to me and stood quietly next to me while I petted them, then went back to curl up and sleep. Life is good.

I still remember when Elon Musk gave the monologue on Saturday Night Live — with his mother holding his hand for support.

I’m delighted that President Biden pardoned his son. Hunter Biden committed crimes, but was being unfairly charged for those crimes just to get at his father. And if you’re the President, and a parent, I don’t fault that.

Exactly