ETHICAL HACKING IS THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT I’VE EVER HEARD. HOW YOU GONNA BE ETHICAL WHILE WORKING FOR COMPANIES THAT GOT NO SOUL? IT’S LIKE WASHING YOUR HANDS WHILE SWIMMING IN MUD

MY F***ING MUSE IS FLAWLESS. Bianca Censori

THE FUTURE ISN’T COMING IT’S ALREADY HERE

CAN’T DROP A SUMMER ANTHEM IF YOU’RE DROPPING SOAP.

Just flew with Vueling. No delays. No drama. Just a plane, smiles, and the kind of service that makes you think you’re already famous. Shoutout to the crew. y’all legendary.

So let me get this straight… The UN is antisemitic? Every humanitarian NGO is antisemitic? Airlines? Pilots? Spain? The King of Belgium? Macron too? Entire national police forces? Journalists, festivals, football teams? Even Spotify playlists? Y’all really think the whole world

ETHEREUM IS JUST THE REHEARSAL. MY BLOCKCHAIN WILL RUN ON PURE EGO.

I’m the one sending them the meeting invites

Being a useless genius is too easy

I’m not. I’m exceptional

They’re waiting for you to host the welcome party

Therapy asked me for advice

No. I leased it back to myself with interest

The real threat isn’t war or politics. It’s a generation too busy scrolling to hear its own heartbeat