SEAL IT UP! 😂 STEVE BLOODCLARRT MCCLAREN!!!! 🇯🇲

My face when people try to tell me that a number 6 is a CDM, when we all know that a CDM is a number 4! Im not having it, and it's a hill that I'm willing to die on! I'm sure everyone agrees with me?!🤷‍♂️😂😂

70' | Goal for Bradford. Cook again. Bradford 2-1 Carlisle.

12' | Declan Rice opens the scoring for England

*after being rattled by a game of piggy in the middle

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YORKSHIRE WIN!!!!!! Thompson bowls Harris for 49, and Glamorgan are 209 all out - victory by 185 runs. That's our fifth win in six games, and we take 22 points. We require a maximum of 10 more points for promotion. Good luck to Glamorgan Cricket for Sunday's MB50 final. #GLAvYOR

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

Missed the part where just before they split up he was indicted on rape charges...

Juliet in 1597

“Ey what do you do for a livin?” “I’m a postman” “D’ya deliver letters n that do ya, ya nob’ed” AUDIENCE - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “Fucking letters over eya” AUDIENCE - HAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH

Why are there always landlines in hotels next to the toilet? Like who are you ringing?

Heartbroken to discover than Tom Grennan’s Gillette classic isn’t even an original song

Mourinho when we ring him

Still don’t know how Aldershot manager Mark Molesley kept a straight face in this. An all-timer

*Whistle* “Yeah to be honest mate I’m struggling, kids getting bullied at school, wife left last year, think I might lose my job and just can’t get motiva…” *whistle* Fucking come on Norwich!!!!

Scandal In the local Keighley page on Facebook

That's what happens when you try appease the fans, shoehorn players in and don't have a defensive structure. Tied his own noose tonight has Carsley, no chance of the job now surely #England