So @sse what's with sending my mum a letter with an account number that's not hers? SCSM ALERT! SCAM! Looks like @sse are scamming oaps

Waiting to turn right at the traffic lights & paused to check that the oncoming car had stopped. The very impatient Tesco delivery driver behind me sounded his horn for at least 5 seconds because he was obviously in a rush. Not your best driver Tesco 🙄

I have 2 tickets for a ghost hunt on 27/11/21 at the Old Lamb Inn, Reading. Face value £30 each. I'd like £50 ovno for the pair. Please contact if interested.

Saw 2:22 at the Noel Coward theatre tonight. Amazing performances by Lily A @hadleyfraser Julia Chan and Jake Wood. Buy, beg, steal or borrow tickets. And remember 🤫

Hello! My name is Elder Roo and I would like to nominate Deborah Barnard to be my mission companion for The B🐸🐸k of Mormon because…she's put up with my warped sense of humour for 34years - yet she's never seen the show. #MyMissionCompanion

Hello! My name is Elder Roo and I would like to nominate Deborah Barnard to be my mission companion for The B🐸🐸k of Mormon because… She's never seen the show despite putting up with my warped sense of humour for 34 years! #missioncompanion

Happy birthday @MrStevieWebb Hope you're having a great day. 🎂🎁🎉 Xx

I have 2 tickets for a ghost hunt on 27/11/21 at the Old Lamb Inn, Reading. Face value £30 each. I'd like £45 ovno for the pair. Please reply if interested.

Well @MrStevieWebb and all the THE BOOK OF MORMON cast, that was pretty spectacular! Absolutely amazing show. Well done to you all. What a comeback! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I don't think I've ever laughed as much at a panto as I did tonight watching Dick at Above The Stag Stellar performances from all the cast, and the best panto dame I've ever seen. Buy, beg, steal or borrow a ticket.

Dear British Gas Thanks for the letter offering me the chance to buy a new boiler. You've raised fuel prices by 50%, and I'll struggle to heat my home, can you tell me HOW I'm supposed to afford a new boiler? #EnergyPrices #cloudcuckooland Unless you want to give me a free one??

Today my little sister went into labor and soon there will be a baby who knows me as that gay uncle who does magic 👶

Happy birthday @MrStevieWebb Hope you have a great day xx 🎂

Just home from the hilarious #anightatthemusicals at Soho Theatre Johnny Woo and GateauChocolate were brilliant. Fantastic voices. What a night!

Evri/Hermes WHERE did you actually leave my parcel? Apparently you delivered it to my house. You didn't. No notification from you re delivery. And no "here's where we left your parcel" photograph either. So, what did you do with it? evri @Hermes

Saw THE BOOK OF MORMON tonight. Brilliant as usual. 😁 Such a strong cast. So much talent.

So proud of Hammed Animashaun on Great British Sewing Bee. The tunic looks amazing. 😁

Hi Cadbury UK I just opened a tub of Heroes and these two bars of Twirl, from a multi pack, were in there instead of the miniature Twirls. Did you run out of mini Twirl? Before I eat them, have I won a prize or something for finding them? 😁

Brian Bilston ticket. Can anyone in the London area use a free ticket for tonight's Brian Bilston & Henry Normal poetry show at the Cadogan Hall tonight at 7.30. DM if you want it.