So, in order to assemble a young core to build a good team around, the Chicago Blackhawks trade away their young core players that you’d need to build a good team around. #ConfusedFan

Just checking in Tweetfam. Making sure you’re all-good today.

3 more nights until lifetime Platinum with Marriott Marriott Bonvoy . 10 years, 600+ nights, and did that while working for a company that mandates Hilton. My Lifetime night will go down during a stay at W Nashville next week, maybe they’ll upgrade me to the E-Wow suite lol!

Stop telling me I’m a hella funny guy with a chill vibe, a nice dad bod and great 🍆. Be different. CashApp me $350.

I’ve thought up like 10 bangers to post on Twitter this weekend and then forget them all when the time comes…

I know she stepping out. Anyone have her OnlyFans? #KansasCityChiefs #MNF

Don’t worry folks. Christoper Walken and Morgan Freeman are still alive, so everything is still alright.

Congrats Federal Reserve ! You are single-handedly murdering the housing market, all the while not addressing the very dynamic root causes for inflation!

One and done for me.

Who is in Vegas next week?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? This automated Tweet does! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Honestly, the Oscars lost all credibility when they gave best picture to Shakespeare in Love instead of Gladiator

Watched #JohnWick4 and am totally confused as to what James Harden James Harden and his dog got out of the whole deal

Cubs vs Dodgers April 2023. Yes, it appears that the guy behind me is having a solid orgasm at the ballpark.

When you walk into a Chinese Restaurant and order Orange Chicken and they tell you 15-20 minutes, call BS. That’s right. You know they had that shit ready like yesterday. 90 seconds max.

I used to Tweet often but I never really got into Xing

I woke up today and said “let me post on X”. And so here that is.

Yesterday at the Hearst Castle was 🔥🔥

The only thing worse than the Bears offense is this halftime show #WTFisThis #HappyThanksgiving

The last time I tweeted, we lived in a world where I didn’t have to worry about my landscaper being kidnapped into the back of an unmarked ICE van. Let’s go back and do some shit over, please.