Jay Kleazy (@kalypsokid) 's Twitter Profile
Jay Kleazy

@kalypsokid

To Tweet or not to Tweet, that is the question.

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calendar_today07-02-2009 13:08:37

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So, in order to assemble a young core to build a good team around, the Chicago Blackhawks trade away their young core players that you’d need to build a good team around. #ConfusedFan

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3 more nights until lifetime Platinum with Marriott Marriott Bonvoy . 10 years, 600+ nights, and did that while working for a company that mandates Hilton. My Lifetime night will go down during a stay at W Nashville next week, maybe they’ll upgrade me to the E-Wow suite lol!

3 more nights until lifetime Platinum with Marriott <a href="/MarriottBonvoy/">Marriott Bonvoy</a> . 10 years, 600+ nights, and did that while working for a company that mandates Hilton. My Lifetime night will go down during a stay at <a href="/W_Nashville/">W Nashville</a> next week, maybe they’ll upgrade me to the E-Wow suite lol!
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Stop telling me I’m a hella funny guy with a chill vibe, a nice dad bod and great 🍆. Be different. CashApp me $350.

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Congrats Federal Reserve ! You are single-handedly murdering the housing market, all the while not addressing the very dynamic root causes for inflation!

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When you walk into a Chinese Restaurant and order Orange Chicken and they tell you 15-20 minutes, call BS. That’s right. You know they had that shit ready like yesterday. 90 seconds max.

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The last time I tweeted, we lived in a world where I didn’t have to worry about my landscaper being kidnapped into the back of an unmarked ICE van. Let’s go back and do some shit over, please.