A thread of some of the best and funniest tweets from non-league clubs This is gonna be good🧵

This guy. 🤌 ⚫️⚪️ #Romans

Scott Chegg Vladimir Putin Heard there was a missile silo here too…

Took all our best players so might aswell take our stripes too

CLUB STATEMENT 📍 Following 25 years, 12 promotions, and 1000 matches (in charge) this Saturday, Manager Marc White has taken the decision to retire… …his lucky coat! 🧥 Win the most successful coat in non-league football (luck guaranteed) 🤩 Simply FOLLOW & RETWEET to

Absolutely delighted to debut for the club today! Brilliant result, and it feels amazing to play with a smile on my face again ❤️🙌

Having a child is an incredibly difficult decision for young men and women now. The brutal truth is - we need Brits to have more children. We are dying out. The fertility rate in England and Wales has fallen to its lowest ever level on record, just 1.44 children per woman. Think

LUKE LITTLER IS THE 2025 LECOT BELGIAN DARTS OPEN CHAMPION! 🏆

⏱️ YOUUUUU STRIIIIIPPPPEEESSS #Romans #VNLS

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Our rotten establishment has made the UK such an unappealing place to raise children, many Brits feel like their country is not a suitable place to home a family - for millions, they simply cannot afford it. That’s resulted in a fertility rate of 1.44 children per woman in 2023.

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My brain whenever someone denies Britain's brilliance..

Why did we abandon beauty in design?

don’t cry because it’s over, smiled because it happened

The Most Beautiful Churches in England 🧵

⌚️Three points, two goals and one clean sheet! Can't argue with that, can we? ⚫️⚪️#Romans

✍ 𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗡 We are delighted to announce the loan signing of striker, Jake Tabor, from Swindon Town for one month. Continued below 👇 ⚫⚪ #Romans

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