The Crockwork Orange commuting George Santos's sentence means only one thing---in Trumpworld, crime pays in due course.

Law and order president, my butt.

I still say Cal Raleigh has a horrid nickname.

Eugenio Suarez. Grand salami. 6-2 Mariners, still batting in the bottom of the eighth . . .

Shohei Ohtani. Second bomb of the game. 4-0, Dodgers still batting in the bottom of the fourth . . .

Let's face it. The only things Shohei Ohtani can't do are pitch to himself or to bat against himself.

And the Dodgers are going to the World Series . . .

I will die on this hill: This is the best post-Beatles album any former Beatle made . . .

Not sure whether to shake, scratch, or smack my head . . . yahoo.com/news/articles/…

I think we're entitled to ask just what the Crockwork Orange threatened each for the like of Amazon, Apple, Caterpillar, Comcast, Hard Rock International, HP, Lockheed, Microsoft, T-Mobile, Union Pacific, and others ponying up to pay for his Mar-a-Lardo D.C. ballroom.

Happy birthday in music heaven, Leslie West . . . youtube.com/watch?v=0RsXs4…

I'd still like to know what the Crockwork Orange has on this list of donors to his Staindust Ballroom . . . or, what he threatened them with if they didn't kiss the ring, bend the knee, and open the vaults . . . meidasnews.com/news/read-full…

The more the Crockwork Orange gets his Depends in a twist over the Reagan anti-tariff broadcast being replayed, the more I think it's America's patriotic duty to root for the Toronto Blue Jays to win the World Series.

Show us on the Reagan doll where it hurt, Crockwork Orange . . . charliesykes.substack.com/p/a-reminder-d…

RIP Jack DeJohnette, who now joins the band in heaven at 83 . . . youtube.com/watch?v=3zjgkA…

One more for Jack DeJohnette, whose drumming was critical to the magic created by this quartet . . . youtube.com/watch?v=qOGqAv…

Let's see: The MLBPA can hand six-figure salaries to people including ex-MLB players for a "sparsely-attended" youth baseball program, but still freezes short-career pre-1980 MLB players out of pensions. Got it.🤬😰 Douglas J. Gladstone Max Effgen espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

Yes, Virginia (and all other states), J.D. Dunce is really resurrecting the Haitians' feline canine cuisine canard.

"[I]f repeated in court, the president’s claim that America was a 'dead country' until his tariffs arrived eight months ago might cause the justices’ decorum to give way to more hilarity . . . "