haha that’s cool that you wanna have a threesome, what if we all just sat around and i explained Jean Baudrillard’s simulation theory and how the Matrix totally misinterpreted it instead

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my ex won’t respond but he also won’t block me so i’ve just started sending him pictures of what i ate for lunch and random tik toks as if everything is normal

my ex having two girlfriends at the same time is a recession indicator bc wdym you have the time? that’s unemployed behavior

oh yeah for sure, this guy DEFINITELY respects women

My Type is out in almost an hour IM SO EXCITED

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted taylor swift to own her masters

disclaimer: Kalie Shorr, LLC cannot be held liable for any resulting injuries that may occur whilst rocking out to my new single, My Type (available everywhere now)

It’s a very music Friday. New Kalie Shorr song is killer and Taylor Swift owns her music again! Best musical ending to the week!!! 💕💕

Cutting edge music artist Kalie Shorr joins the Rock & Review with Eric Dahl FoxNashville with new music & big plans!

made a quiz inspired by my new song if anyone wants to find out what their toxic type is 😇 post your results below…. tryinteract.com/share/quiz/684…

scheming up some stuff over on patreon… you can join as a free or paid member but let’s chat about what you want to see from the EP rollout :) patreon.com/posts/13110537…

i told yall that i was one situationship breakup away from getting a tumblr again… ohkalie.tumblr.com

hey (with the intention of finding you in every lifetime)

10 minutes til this weeks patreon chat :) patreon.com/kalieshorr

blurredculture.com/kalie-shorr-ig… . “…The new single “My Type” is more than just an earworm; it’s a reclamation. “I was told if I wanted to release that song when I wrote it in 2017, that I would have to change the pronouns,” Kalie revealed. “And I was like, ‘Nah, I don’t wanna do that

Some of my photos and interview with Kalie Shorr at OUTLOUD. She couldn’t have been cooler. Such a sweetie.

you shouldn’t be allowed on Raya if you live with your mom