Getting a pedicure for the first time and it's gudgudi as hell bro

Bookmark this tweet, Narayan Murthy

It's giving

India koi gareeb desh nahi hai, mama

That's a mean way to say I'm not eligible

Imagine waking up in Jharkhand and having chhole bhature for breakfast while watching a movie and appreciating field hockey over hockey

Help my friend find a flat in Delhi. Any leads appreciated. Pls retweet! Thank you!

aaj Bombay mein hona chahiye tha mujhe

Feeling healed in places I didn't know I was hurt

Maya went to college for convocation. Maya was there. Maya met Maya. Maya and Maya had Maya Fries. Maya attended Maya convocation.

Talking to Garam Chai is like talking about anything and then receiving youtube links for context

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They were all yellow

Real id se aao, Meta

Cold Play 🥶

Maya ye maya logo ke best oomfs hote hai