Confession: Every time I hear “All I Really Want” by Alanis Morissette and she says “If only I could hunt the hunter” all I can think of is the hunter in Jumanji. It’s been that way since I was a kid and that’s all. 😂

Happy 4th, friends! Go eat some hotdogs. 🇺🇸🦅🌭

I’m so excited about this move to Texas, but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t feel bittersweet to leave behind the last home my Ollie cat lived in with me. Missing my little sunflower a bit extra today. 🖤🌻

Happy Sunday. I sat in ants. 😭

Back in April, my brain malfunctioned while holding the door open for a guy as we were both leaving the gas station. I thanked him as he walked outside, as if he’d held the door for me. 3 months later, I’m still haunted by the confusion on his face. 😭

Does anyone have any kind of reasonable explanation for this? I’m actually kind of freaked out.

Also, I know you’re supposed to tip the movers, but do I still need to tip them after they showed up more than 4 hours late? 🙃 They told me they were coming at 7am, but didn’t actually get here until after 11.

I spent a lot of the other day working on my office so I can start streaming again, and I’m really happy with the way it’s coming along. 🖤

After my phone automatically updated to iOS 18.6, all of my contacts/contact photos, as well as the contacts I had saved to iCloud, are gone. I’m not being given the option to restore to a specific backup before the update for some reason. Has anyone else experienced this?

Me setting up my new washer and dryer and realizing that whoever designed the laundry room put the dryer vent and the dryer outlet on opposite sides of the room. 💀

This morning, I decided to test the fact that I’d read there are often real people on the other end of these spam texts. 😂😭

I imagine Browning’s tryout for the Bengals began in a St. Jude’s Hospital room, where he coughed weakly and said in his best Oliver Twist voice, “Please, sir, my only wish is to ruin the season of a promising NFL team.” And then a single tear slid down his cheek.

Well, guys, I’ve done it again. I just found out that I have ANOTHER kid that I never see. I’d like to formally apologize for being such a deadbeat mother, but in my defense, I had no idea I had children. I hope you can forgive me. 🙏🏻