i will actively hate light yagami forever . if u aren’t riding with L unfollow now

I love being DD for my parents because they’ll have half of a margarita and be on some shit just giggling for no reason

I hate when men stare… - you think I won’t stare back? - you think I won’t bark at you? - I will cause a scene in this Aldi if I have to.

My dad trying to comfort me like

baristas at little coffee shops who call you “love” and “hun” deserve to live forever

No one else does it like my mom… work it girl!!!

i’d survive scream bc i don’t answer the phone ever

Can’t believe the amount of people disrespecting thanksgiving by immediately skipping to christmas

huh??? oh sorry thought a bitch without a library card was saying something

it’s just me and my electric blanket against the world

Kent read Kent write

Nothing like a woman in some scrubs😍😍😍😍 thank you for your service

getting absolutely white girl wasted off this large Dunkin iced coffee on a Wednesday afternoon

Popped a molly (vitamin D supplement) I’m sweatin (trying to combat this seasonal depression) WOO

working nightshift is silly because yes I did just eat a hotdog at 9am for my dinner when most people are still having their morning coffee

hot girls have seasonal allergies

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do in the ER?

where is my sticker for being so brave today and parallel parking?

Nothing makes me happier than a barista complimenting you, like yes make my coffee AND make my day