ALLEZ LES BLEUS #FIFAWorldCup

Ouch. This one hurts.

Since it’s not Mindy Kaling I’ll guess Busy Phillips or Molly Shannon.

I probably couldn’t think of 100 people I LIKE, much less am close to.

ONE?!?!?! Hahaha, amateurs.

This is absolutely correct.

Jesus. Let’s all agree to take a break from victimizing that woman. Sheesh.

I’ve learned so much about Hans Christian Andersen this week.

I absolutely live for this behind-the-scenes logistics information. Idc that THE QUEEN is dead but I want to hear all about how you pull off a funeral like this. And I am aware that it is a privilege to be able to view her death through this lens.

When I saw the clip, the first thing I thought was how lovely Halle’s voice is and how it is reminiscent of the original while still feeling new and fresh. However, if they make Ursula less fat and without back rolls, I’m gonna fucking lose it.

Paging John Wick…📞

TW: Animal abuse

School really told us all those people died from a potato disease. And apparently, they did not.

If I had their addresses, I would send them all flowers. It’s been a long time since we’ve had some easy on the conscience celebrity drama.

Look, it’s Jean Jacket’s cousin. #NopeMovie

Please only refer to me now as “a Person of Feminine Descent.” 🤌🏻

See, those of us who grew up with Will Smith knew to trust his judgment. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve never related to someone more. How do I have LESS time when I start getting ready EARLIER??? But really, we are trying!

Yes! Knowledge for the sake of knowledge is a wonderful thing.

Yes, it’s my treat for going grocery shopping.

I honestly can’t imagine allowing a population to get out of high school without reading this book. I mean…wtf.