After going through it last year and now being on the other side this is what I’ve learned…. High yields for doing well on audition rotations/sub-Is: 1. Act like a normal human 2. Get really good at your patient presentations. 3. Act like a normal human

A summary of intern year so far: Me to me: Just be better Me back to me: OKAY YA WE’RE WORKING ON IT. 🙃 *continues on endless repeat*

Does anyone else get home from work and just randomly hear phantom monitors beeping? Just me? 😅

Honestly I’ve never felt so dumb until I tried to explain my neuro exam to a neurologist today. 😅 Ended with her saying okay… did you happen to get reflexes? I’ll let y’all guess the answer on that one. 😂🙈

I have found that the key to succeeding in the ICU is having multicolor pens

It’s almost 2022 and I’m still having to remind y’all that plants have protein 🙃

Fall back is a lot less fun when you’re stuck at work an extra hour 🙃

Some of my most heartbreaking cases in residency so far have been pregnant women with COVID…Please please please get vaccinated! 💕

“What happens when you die in the ER is a flurry of activity… And then it is silence. It is wondering why, wondering who you were, and wondering what if. It is an hour of time, a moment of silence, and years of remembering.” What an amazingly well written piece 💕

My special skill is forgetting where I parked in the garage literally EVERY SINGLE DAY when I leave the hospital.

My hospital doesn’t require masks anymore and… I’m shook 🤯.

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

Made it all the way to second year and I still can’t remember to take off my vest before I start doing a central line…I come out looking like this every single time. 🙃 #EmergencyMedicine

Honestly if you’re trying to fly right now, just don’t. 🙃

If you work in the outpatient setting and are sending your patient to the ER, please don’t say they’ll be seen immediately since you’re calling ahead, and don’t tell them the ER is expecting them. … volumes are high everywhere, and false expectations make things difficult 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Another state-of-the-art research paper out of Johns Hopkins EM by Michael Ehmann Jeremiah Hinson debunking contrast-induced nephropathy!! This time, those with GFR < 30 were also added! Published in Intensive Care Medicine !! link.springer.com/article/10.100…

slate.com/human-interest… Such a well written piece on the importance of risk reduction. What an great resource that is truly saving lives.

Refugee camps, border crossings, hospitals… These are civilians, innocent people. These places should be off limits. The state of our world is heartbreaking. bbc.co.uk/news/world-mid…