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First time buying alcohol since like Christmas and you all failed to tell me LCBO doesn’t take airmiles anymore. 🙄

Ice cube makers…..tell me why I shouldn’t buy one 🤪

Them blue/purple insta story rings make me feel so special. 🥰

Please tell me the difference between being a decent human being and what an ~ally~ really is??? Why is there a cover word for being kind? Respectful? Ugh.

That feeling when something really hurts your feelings and you just want to talk to your best friend but you can’t cause they are the ones who originally hurt you😖💔

Finding out McDonald’s purposely coded their McFlurry machines to break down really hurts man…McDonald’s throwing real daggers at the heart🥺

Forgot my password and username lol but hey I’m back ya’ll

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! …..I don’t….I was 17….but happy decade twitter! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Gonna do something fun for my last few straggling followers. Don’t even know if any of you use twitter anymore but listen To my idea

I work at a high school and constantly hear some weird shit coming out of the students. I’m gonna post some “overheard at ESS posts” for the next while. Give everyone a taste of teenager weirdness. Join me🙏

Ontarians complaining about new lockdown measures…at least we can go get McDonald’s at midnight just because we can unlike our neighbours next door 👀

So I got through as a caller for our local radio stations morning trivia game. The host asked me my name, I told her, she asks me if Maracle is spelt with a C or a K…I was like “🤨 an M??” …but she meant if there is a C or a K in Maracle…ugh.

“I ate a 1000mg candy and got the best mark on my chem test” #OverheardESS

More like Jacob Panetta was too much of a coward to fight me and as soon as I began to turn my back he started making monkey gestures at me so I punched him in the face multiple times and he turtled like the coward he is. There fixed it 👍🏾

“There’s a big difference between stab and dab” #OverheardESS

When some of my kids come over just so they don’t have to be at their own homes, hurts and fills my heart at the same time…🙇🏽‍♀️

Funny how Canadians are afraid of 20+ indigenous people ✨protesting✨ cause we are “dangerous” but when thousands of people gather at Parliament Hill, they receive praise. Ya’ll scared of the NDNs or sumpinnn??👀 #Canada

Our PD day is themed “staff well-being” and there’s a fella talking about signs of burnout and stress, etc…sir….I think we know this🥴

“I only wear my mask sometimes, not because of COVID but because I’m ugly” #OverheardESS

Okay but where’s the dandelions