Another day of disappointment on reserve.

I’ve been New York based for one year and finally saw my first giant rat ✅

🎶 Hey now, hey now 🎶

Successfully navigated the Italian autostrada with my husband 👏🏼

Really getting the full Italy experience.

No more pizza or pasta in this household for a while. Fried chicken for a welcome home dinner.

I do not understand why y’all are still listening to Morgan Wallen. Lmao

Inflight: “Hey, someone left their panties in the lav…”

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An incredible 6 years with Connor Bishop 🥰

Big crushing on this hot guy on my flight

Mind you, we’re only 6 months in into his presidency

Me 🤝 sitting near the most discourteous people on the plane

Your chances of being killed by a heeler are low… …but never zero

When the DPS office lady praises me for filling my drivers license renewal form out correctly on the first try

Why do I always get drug and alcohol tested when I have a tight commute 🥲

I made it from the curb to the jumpseat in MCO in 11 minutes. I’m insane.

When one of my crashpad roommates walks out of their room right as I’m eating raw cookie dough straight out of the package in the light of the fridge

The cherry on top of a 12 hour duty day. Thank you nonrevgod 😭💙