I thought Oshie had a tick so I took a pic of it and then found another one and was like “oh god” and then a moment later I realized dogs have nipples

Elon Musk coming for Kris Jenner’s throne w this one

I am literally bawling this is the most beautiful video that exists don’t @ me

You might be old if you have to beg the bouncer to ID you

BTW, DME people… spare me your excuses. You’ve had decades to do the right thing for moms. You let the payers control the conversations. It’s ok though, *tens of thousands* of moms opt-in each month to let us extract every dollar they’re owed by their health insurance.

Bump Health provides centralized access to capital, infrastructure & (soon) brand.  As we continue to build/buy additional business units, that centralized structure becomes a no-brainer for anyone building in adjacent spaces to us.

One time my brother said “imagine being born in the 1900s” and I haven’t been the same since

doesn’t have at least one diagnosed mental health condition 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Having ADHD is like trying to control a toddler except you are the toddler and have no idea what’s happening most of the time

To the people who don’t want Medicare for All because they don’t want to pay for others’ healthcare: how do you think your current insurance works?

I bet if we just talked about income in terms of after tax amounts people would care way less about paying taxes

How has no one created a better document drafting program than Microsoft Word? And pls don’t come at me w Google docs or Pages or I’ll scream louder than I just did when Word crashed on me for the second time in 10 minutes

I turned 30 last week and have been using talk to text ever since pls help

On July 4th I will be wearing all black to mourn the loss of the independence of my uterus #AbortTheCourt

Do you think the first human to see a baby wolf was like “omg you’re so cute what are you???” And the wolf was like “i’m a woof!”

The “uh, no”