Up until this weekend, I had yet to meet another nurse who was hateful solely because I was a traveler. Just FYI, you’re not a tree. You can move. You have the same opportunity I have to seek another job if you’re unhappy with your current wages, facility, coworkers, etc.

#LT While you’re complaining about me “making double” just remember you’re more than welcome to pack up, commute 8+hrs/wk, and spend half the week away from your husband also if you’d like 🙃

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

Just apologize when you’re wrong, instead of being defensive because you’re embarrassed.

Joint Commission rolled into the hospital I’m currently traveling at this morning and I CANNOT wait to speak to them. My coffee at the desk is an infection risk, but it was totally fine to reuse the same N95 and other PPE for multiple patients for months? Oh, ok. 🙃 Cute.

My life right now 😬

The first 15 minutes of a blood transfusion with an alert and oriented patient is the LONGEST 15 minutes on the planet 🥴

credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

As you get older you start to value time so much more.

First date night in 2 years 😅 Also the latest I’ve been out in that time with the exception of overnight road trips 😂😂

I was 7 thinking 2022 was gone have flying cars, mfs selling 1996 Hondas for $7,800 😒

Following my husband around from room to room just to turn lights back off when he’s finished in them could be my full time job 🙃

At the end of the day, I’m exhausted. Sometimes I look forward to relaxing after I put my kids to bed at night. BUT, then I just sit around and look at pictures of them until I fall asleep 🤣

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

BBC reporter arrives unannounced at Twitter HQ. Elon grants them an on-the-spot interview. Big mistake, BBC. Watch Elon Musk end this reporters career in 27 seconds flat. This is what instant regret looks like:

That’s a wrap on practice day, see y’all tomorrow‼️