*Paper Planes by M.I.A starts playing* “aII i wanna do is-” 9 year oId me:

JPMorgan has done a complete 180 on crypto. 2017: Bitcoin is a fraud. It's just not a real thing. Eventually it will be closed – Jamie Dimon 2022: JPM has a lounge at a mall in Decentraland and just predicted $1 trillion in annual metaverse revenue. jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jp…

Onyx by J.P. Morgan is in the Metaverse 🎮 We wrote this paper to help clients cut through the noise and highlight what we would love to see built or scaled next in commercial infrastructure, tech, privacy & identity, workforce, and social governance 🧵 jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jp…

.J.P. Morgan has opened an Onyx Lounge in Decentraland and published a paper on metaverse opportunities. By Ian Allison trib.al/Y7xU7u2

“Why’d you text me we’re sitting in the same room?” “.....bitch” x.com/unforgettable_…