makes me happy seeing friends thrive 🥹🤩

“your time off request has been denied” Me already on vacation:

June gotta come faster cause I go on leave 😭🫶🏼

Even in the after life, my dad wants to mess with me 🙄

Bring iPods back fr sometimes I just wanna listen to music n be away from this evil ass phone

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Facebook message requests are so funny cause someone really messaged me saying “Hello…. Are you Guam?” No this is Patrick

tax returns: $7,352 me at red lobster: bring me Eugene Krabs

M is for mom guilt, I always have mom guilt when I do things for myself🥲

Selling my Mac Book Pro, lmk if y’all interested

Always reminded of how lucky I am to be able to drive to a beach and relax and not have to spend thousands on a plane ticket

I value low maintenance friendships at this point in my life.

bad bunny is so sexy

I am not a crazy ex. You will not hear from me again 😭😭😭

Barely used. Lmk :)