women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

The second best kind of text after, “can I say something mean for a sec” is “this info is really embargoed but”

Hi chobani its time to make your coffee cream in pistachio flavour, no more of this white chocolate raspberry bullshit, it’s the pistachio era

one of the best things about being an adult is i am not cramming for an algebra test on the bus rn

if girls was realistic half of the show would just be various characters publicly announcing that they are starting their girls rewatch

Okay whatever whatever whatever about working and AI but you know what role can’t be automated? The culture hire. So that’s my job security!!!!! Y’all spent all your time learning business models and I was out here doing bits

this is an allium appreciation zone

no man could relate to these mitski lyrics

30 percent of Americans hate receiving juicy gossip

Explaining to my future spouse that I’ll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023

Oh, my god!?!?!!

The revolution will be PopCraved

caitie delaney Saxophone opening to Run Away With Me feels like

do you have the emotional capacity right now for me to bring some massive hater energy into your brainspace and text you about someone I can't fucking stand? fine if no. namaste.

just when I needed him the most... new pics of Ben Affleck struggling with the unbearable weight of being alive while on a Dunkin run just dropped

i'm not a "hater" i'm a freelance cultural critic