why do bathrooms have pull doors to exit

“Texas is going to ruin everything for us” “We were so close to beating it”

good morning to no one except my wife

hahaha WHAT? If these cops aren’t John Wick they shouldn’t be police officers 👏

people who believe in zodiac signs are so weird. “Oh you were born in November too? You must be confident, funny, and have great social skills!”

hey you should pay more money for making more than I do!!111

I hate this

J cole just came for half of Twitter with this line 😭

#NewProfilePic

this literally didn’t happen lol she got last

PLEASE

oh yeah so we are building a house, it’s nearly done. Keeping the old one as a rent house, couldn’t be more excited for the future with my wife

swear one time I’m gonna call in an order at wingstop and they’re gonna tell me 4-6 business days for my food

if you can’t do it then you should seek extreme help lol

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

BREAKING: The Supreme Court BLOCKS Biden’s OSHA COVID-19 vaccine-or-test requirement for large workplaces.