literally one time my bf and i went to couples therapy and he was like "ok what if you two just assume the best intentions of the other person" and i was like... ok well... that is a crazy one, doc

begging everyone to stop asking grok things and visit your local public or university library

If you thought biology couldn't get any weirder, life finds a way: "We term females exhibiting this reproductive mode as xenoparous, meaning they give birth to other species as part of their life cycle."

No you can’t touch mine because I’ve seen how you touch yours and it was shocking. You’d probably break it

Men loooooooove saying shit like this and then don't do the dishes, like, ever.

there is actually just an extremely large number of people who have zero interests / have the personality of cardboard & then you end up gaslighting yourself into thinking that you're a social reject for years when you can't hold a conversation with them

When prayers include “the lonely” with the sick, the suffering, and the poor. It’s like. Damn. Is it that bad

(trying to flirt) hey, would you like to hear every thought I've ever had about my favorite video game?

okay here you go

Is this what it feels like to hear English when you don’t speak it?

1/ 🤔 on COVID perception So my hubs (still 😷 !) said "during peak COVID" the other day. I've trained him not to say "during COVID" 😆 Anyway, I asked what he meant. He said "when there was the most cases." I said "when do you think that was?"

had another "someone has to and no one else will" moment today, actually acted in time this time. I was standing at the light rail station when I heard a girl crying on the phone about a man following her. About 10 seconds later a man comes around the corner following her.

when i saw no signs of a rice cooker in the kitchen i knew it was over

yes this is how a tunnel works good job

good morning

pregnancy leaves me so sensitive to external inputs that I'm really starting to understand how some cultures might come up with rules like "pregnant women should not look at the moon"

Next month, let’s all work hard to get our good friend Malamar to No. 1! 🦑

What a time to be alive

Congratulations in advance, everyone!

i was in a car accident (wasn’t driving, someone ran a red light and t boned the car i was in.) they sent me to the ER because i hit my head hard and all the people caring for me had a laughing conversation 10 feet away from me about how i was dramatic for going to the hospital