Therapist: Go ahead and introduce yourselves
M/B: My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entir-
Therapist: Stop stop stop
M/B: Hmmm
Therapist: Where’s the B
M/B: There’s a bee???¿¿¿ x.com/shen_the_bird/…
Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets